Furry Logic

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Thursday Thirteen #6 February 15, 2007

Filed under: Cats — furrylogic @ 10:13 pm

Thirteen Signs You Are Kitty-whipped

  1. You have a queen size bed but only sleep on a quarter of it.
  2. Your brush has more cat hair than your own.
  3. You are single but still wish you had privacy in the bathroom.
  4. Can’t take three steps in your home without stepping on something that squeaks, rattles or crunches.
  5. You buy a house based on the width of the window sills.
  6.  Your furniture has the same color scheme as your cats.
  7. You buy lint rollers in bulk.
  8. You spend more on pet food than on groceries.
  9. You buy quality kitty litter but buy TP so cheap you can see wood chips in it.
  10.  You sit on the floor because all the chairs are taken.
  11. You tell the man of your dreams, “Love me, Love my cats”.
  12.  Your cats have a blog
  13. You cancel a hot date on Friday night so your cats can attend a Valentine blog party.
  14. Bonus: Your cats have more online dates than you do.
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10 Responses to “Thursday Thirteen #6”

  1. Daisy Says:

    Hahahah! That is too funny! My Mommie is definitely kitty-whipped. In fact, I got better Valentine’s presents than she did! Hahahahaha! Oops, sorry Mommie! … not really! hahahahahahaha!

  2. Our Mom thought this was hilarious. She is soooo kitty-whipped.

  3. Derby Says:

    I think I better have mum read this. I thinks she might be a bit kitty-whipped.

  4. Latte Says:

    Yeah, Meowmy is completely kitty-whipped. I think she could relate to every single one of those reasons. I won’t show this to the Chip Man….he might roll his eyes like he does.

  5. Luxor Says:

    My mom says this sounds like her!

  6. Hee hee! That’s a very true list!

  7. fivecats Says:

    Cancel a hot date? You are kitty whipped!

  8. Crews' Views Says:

    Sorry we’re late in getting around to everyones page, but we just had to leave a comment. Your list is great, and so true!

  9. Kimo & Sabi Says:

    In item #4 – don’t forget stuff that squishes!

  10. The M's Says:

    All of in this house are Kitty Whipped…we love it. 🙂


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